HOW DID TRUMP VOTERS SCREW THEMSELVES OVER TODAY?

Tiger Beat On The Potomac Gets Screwed

The fact is, that some of these stories about trump supporters who screwed themselves can be sad or depressing. On the other hand, some of them can be somewhat satisfying. But not many are as gratifying as today’s trump supporters who screwed themselves.

Apparently the latest right wing conspiracy theory is that USAID, which just got illegally destroyed by Elon Musk and his group of incel loser interns, has been supporting and propping up the right wing DC rag, Politico. The publication has always been pathetic and GOP-friendly but since it was purchased by a German version of Rupert Murdoch a couple of years ago, the website known to some as “Tiger Beat on the Potomac” has seemed to have gone full MAGA. Despite that, the entire far right media apparatus, who are too stupid to realize Politico is their faithful ally, have created the conspiracy theory about the publication and has been gloating about it all day.

The situation arose when unfortunately due to some tech issue, Politico was unable to make payroll this week and their employees had their paychecks delayed. So of course the worst right wing losers around, whose own existence depended on funding from Putin, have created the conspiracy theory that payroll was missed because USAID had been paying their bills. The same Politico who spent 4 years doing hit job stories on Kamala Harris and of course was a big part of the effort to force Joe Biden to drop out of the race for being three years older than his less healthy and more mentally unstable opponent.

So now, despite working their butts off for four years to normalize and sanewash a rapist and convicted felon in an effort to get him back into power, Politico is now the target of an incredibly stupid conspiracy theory with right wingers gloating over its potential collapse. trump himself has even chimed in with a an all-caps mis-spelling riddled tweet yabbering about the "scandal" and attacking Politico. Now of course none of this is true and Politico is still comfortably financed by its rich German right winger so they will continue to pretend trump is the second coming of Eisenhower even as trump and his dim-witted minions attack the company, pressure government agencies to cancel their subscriptions to it, and do everything they can to screw the company.